Homeland Security Starts at Home

Here's a vital tool no family should be without:

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Pint Lock

But, if you find yourself on the wrong end of this technology, cruelly locked out of a pint of Phish Food, check out this lengthy article on how safecracking works.

Then, for ice cream container cracking inspiration, I recommend you listen to this midi version of the Mission Impossible theme and then watch an episode of Court TV's Masterminds.

Lemme know if any of these crack pot suggestions work for you.